Pathan ki tasdeeq

Pathan ne botal me se aik chamch dost ko pila kar pocha meetha hai ki
dost:nai
pathan:is ka matlb hai docter ne joth bola hai k humare beshab me shogar hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 505 views
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