TEACHER: John, how would you
TEACHER: John, how would you spell “crocodile”?
JOHN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHN: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I would spell it!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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