Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Behtreen insan wo hai

Behtreen insan wo hai jiska,
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Aap Message par rahey hain..
Shukriya..-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Noker Ki Galti

Maalik Nokar Se:
Is Mehngai K Dor Me
Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

Noker:
Maaf Kijiye Ga
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me

Lrka lrki se-Jaan muje tumhari ankhon me sari dunya ka nazara nazr ata hai

Larky ka dost bola:
zara dekh ke batao meri bhens kaha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold

Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.

Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"

Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)