Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence!" the man said with some obvious pride. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You, sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time, she turned to the third man, who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could reply.

"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.

After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and, after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.

The nurse asked, "Sir, are you all right?"

"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k. now. I just had a shocking thought. I work at the 7-11 Store."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views

Munna aur Circuit

Munna: I Sent love letter 2 my Girlfriend everyday.
for 3 years.

Circuit: Then what hapned?

Munna: Nothing she married da postman

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha

“UR ja”

wo na uri to pathan ne kaha:

Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A teacher said to a student

A teacher said to a student could you count to ten for me. This is what the kid said: “1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
10.”

The teacher asked, “Where is 9.”
“7 ate 9,” said the student matter-of-factly.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Do sharabi rat ko...

DO SHARBI RAT KO..
1ST.YAR KITNE BAJE HAI
2ND.PATHAR UTAYA AUR GHAR KI KIDKI PER
MARA TO KACNH TUT GAYA
...
UPER SE BUDHI BOLI
..
..
..
NALAYKO SO JAO RAT KE 2 BAJE HAI

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)