boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai

boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon

girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 886 views

Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya

Height of Kanjoosi

Major Rohail ka 1 rupeya 5ve manzil se gir gya
Major Rohail bhgate bhagte neche gya
Pr rupya na mila
Kyu?
Kyu k Major Rohail rupye se pehle neche pohanch gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta ek sadhu se bola:

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp kaat raha hai

Santa :- Dekh teri girlfriend ko saanp
kaat raha hai…
kuch to kar..
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Banta :- Abe wo kaat nhi rha…
Uska ‘Zeher’ khatam ho gya hai to wo
RECHARGE karwane aaya hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ye bakra kitne ka hai

Customer-Ye bakra kitne ka hai
kasai:-Rs.500. Customer:- Itna sasta.
kasai:-China ka hai koi gurantee nahi hai, ho sakta
hai kal bhokne lage

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)