boy:what is ur name?
boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai
boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm
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