Ik husband apni wife ke kirya kram (cremation) kar ke ghar lot raha tha.

Tabhi asman me jor se bijli chamki aur badal garje.

Husband bola: Lagta hai pohonch gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views

Agar Himat Hai

SARDAR:
Muje 9 Bando Ne Mara,
GURO: Phir Tu Ne Kia Kya?

SARDAR:
Maine Kaha Agar Himat Hai
To 1 Ek Kar K Ao

GURO: Phir SARDAR:
Phir Sab Ne Bari Bari Maara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Class Mein Nayi Aayi

Class Mein Nayi Aayi Teacher Sab Bachhon Se Unke Baare Mein Sawal Kar Rahi Thi.

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Puchha.

Teacher: “Tumhare Parents Kya Karte Hai?”

Pappu: “Madam Ji Pata Nahi, Hum To Jaldi So Jaate Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jungle ki baat hai

Jungle ki baat hai ek cheeta Cigar ka kash lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha

wahan aaya aur bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Cheetay ne ek socha aur phir choohe ke sath daudhne laga.
Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola.

Mere Dost Chod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath Bhaago, Dekho Yeh Jungle Kitna
Haseen Hai, Aao Mere Saath Ek Nayi Duniya Dekho

Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher vodka ka peg bana raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side mein rakha aur choohe ko 7-8 thappad maarey.

Haathi bola, Arey ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon
maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?

Sher bola, Yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi cocaine pi kar mujhe 3 ghante
jungle mai ghumata raha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot

P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot,
Korangi me quetta hotel ke 3 masoom pathano se



"Naswar" cheen li, teeno pathano ne tarap tarap ke jaan dey di....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)