Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar
Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had
chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question,
"Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down
the window."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views
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