1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views

Sleeping under the stars

I slept under the stars for the first time this summer.

We didn't go camping; we had our roof repaired.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband ki checque book

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko
Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai?
Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa apni gal friend ko

Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Africa kai aik jungle mai

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pichly zamane me.

‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)