Sardar
Sardar ke 10 bachon mai 1 alag dikhta tha
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Jab Us ki Bewi marny wali thi tu sardar ne Pocha: Ab tu bata do Yai kis ka hai?
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Bewi: Sirf Yahi apka hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 528 views
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