Pappu in fire brigade
Pappu in fire brigade...:p
Lady called:"Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai..
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Pappu:"pani dalo pani...
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Lady:"Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji..
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Pappu:"Phir hum akar kya krenge, hum bhi topani hi dalte hein... :p :O :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1121 views
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