Class Me 2 Ladkiya 1 Gori 1 Kali

Kali Gori Se:
Tu Konsi Cream Lagati He?

Gori:Fair & Lovely Or Tum?

Piche Baita Sardar Bola:
Cherry Blosm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1020 views

Having problem

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic
to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in
your right pocket and found a nickel, and you
reached in your left pocket and found another one,
what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

shrabi

Ek Chuha (Rat) Sharab K
Glass Me Gir Gaya...
Wahan Se Ek Billi Guzar Rhi
Thi To Chuhe Ne
Billi Se Kaha K
Mujhy Yahan Se Nikalo
Phir Chahy Mujhy Kha
Lena.
Billi Ne Laat Mari Or Glass
Gira Diya.
Chuha Nikal Kr Bhaga Or Bil
Me Ghus Gya
Billi Na Kaha : Jhooty,
Dhokybaaz, Tum To Keh
Rahy Thy K Mujhy Nikalo,
Beshak Mjhy Phir
Kha Lena...
Chooha Muskuraya Or
Bola : Jaan Naraz Mat
Hona, Us Waqt
Main Sharab K Nashy Me
Tha..

by pinkey (few years ago!)

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi ac

pathan: yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta bta
Dost: Aik larki hai B.com ki
pathan: yaar kisi b qoum ki ho bas parhi likhi honi chahie

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)

Husband Comes Home Early

Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.

Wife: Why Are You Early?
...
Husband: Who Is He?
...
Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl's Status on facebook

Girl's Status on facebook : 'feeling sad'
*170 comments*

Boy's Status : 'Going 2 Suicide'
*2 likes*
and
*1 Comment* which reads "Dude Who's gonna use your bike now

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)