Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe
Girfriend : Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi
Boyfriend : Sachi Jaan ??
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Girlfriend : Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi :D :D :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 807 views
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