Daku Bank Lutne Gye
Daku Bank Lutne Gye
Gun Ghr Me Bhul Gye
Fir B Bank Lut Lia
...
Kese
Bank Manager SANTA Tha, Bola-
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 574 views
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