Indian: Hamare pass
Indian: Hamare pass Kanjar hein, Kutte hein, Soowar hein,
Tumhare pass kya hai?
Pakistani: Tum hamara muqabla kabhie nahi kar sakte,
Hamare pass ZARDARI hai…..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 908 views
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