Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty
Sardar Jee As A Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height
Hero:I Don’t Knw Swiming
Sardar Jee :Oye Don’t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty …
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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