Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1049 views
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