Aik mota aadmi hathi per sair kar raha tha,
aik bacha ne dekh kar hasna shuru kar deya…

mota admi: keya kabhi hathi nahin dekha??,

bacha: hathi tu dekha hai, hathi per hathi nahin dekha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 910 views

Cigarette hai kya

Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya?
Hanuman : Nahi Hai.
Ram : Ek packet hai na.
Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hain.
Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwi Ke Liya Kya Kya Nahi Karna Padta

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police
Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.
Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar
Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”
Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine
Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Patni Ke Liye Ek Dress
Churakar Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf
Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sleepnig student

Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct
It's James Watt

Moral:
Sleeping Improves Ur
Genaral Knowledge... ;->

by dracula (few years ago!)

Headlights

Police Man: Stop, Stop, Tumhari Headlights kaam
Nahi kar rahi,
Woh bandh hai.
Santa: Jaldi Se Hat Jao! Brakes Bhi Kaam Nahi Kar
Rahe Hain. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A man went to his lawyer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the Rs5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only Rs 500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)