Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka
Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 842 views
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