Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai.
Sonu: Ladki fasaani aati hai. Monu: Nahi. Sonu: Kagaz ka jaahaz banake class room mein uda de, Madam puche to ladki ka naam lagade, bas ladki phas gayi.
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