Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai?
Tumhari Ho Jaye?
Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer?.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 841 views
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"I'm wrong," she said.
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height of irritating
boy-pen h ?
grl-nhi h..
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thodi der baad
boy-pen h ?
grl-bola naa nhi h..
boy-pen h..pen ??
grl-bola naa nhi h..ab pucha toh HATHODA maar dungi..
boy-Hathoda h ??
grl-nhi....
boy-toh phir pen h pen ??
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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kitchen se wife sharmate huye boli
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AAP BHI KHAIYE NAA....:O:D:D:p
jise smj aaya thoko like
baaki saare pogo dekho..
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