Pati: Khhana taiyar hai?
Pati: Khhana taiyar hai?
Patni: Thodi der aur
Pati: Thik hai mei bahar kha leta hu.
Patni: 5 minute ruko .
Pati: 5 minute mei taiyar ho jayega.
Patni: Nahi mei taiyar ho jatihu.
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