Pathan Apni Sali Se

Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha "O yaara rota kiyun ae, Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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