Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath… Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1096 views
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