Bacha Apni Dadi Se:
Dadi Aap Ne Kon Kon Se Mulk Ghome Hen?
Dadi:
Beta Pakistan Hindustan Or Afghanistan
Bacha:
Ab Kon Sa Ghome Gi?
Peche Se Dada Bola:
Qabristan.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1126 views

Number On Calculate

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson on...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa being romantic to his wife

Santa being romantic to his wife.
“One day God tested me , erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, “I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted””

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 dost picnic pe gaye

3 dost picnic pe gaye, Phuchne k baad yaad aya ki pepsi ghar bhul gye.

Decide hua ki sabse chota dost ghar se pepsi laega.

Chote dost ki ek shart thi ki jab tak main na aau koi samose nahi khaega.

2 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya. 4 din guzar gaye, dost nahi aya.

Bhaiyo ne socha ab samosa kha lena chahye.. Jese hi khane gye..

Ped k peeche se chota dost nikla aur kaha: Aise karoge to main nahi jaunga!!!!! :P Xd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor

1st Sardar: Agr main khjoor k darakht pe charr jaon,

to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

.

2nd Sardar: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)