Pakistan Hindustan Or Afghanistan
Bacha Apni Dadi Se:
Dadi Aap Ne Kon Kon Se Mulk Ghome Hen?
Dadi:
Beta Pakistan Hindustan Or Afghanistan
Bacha:
Ab Kon Sa Ghome Gi?
Peche Se Dada Bola:
Qabristan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 999 views
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