Banta to Santa

Banta to Santa: Tumhaare income ka source kya hai
Santa: Maine apne upper ka portion kisi ko rahane kiraye par diya hai
Banta:kamaal hai wo pure din tumaher upper kaise rahata hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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