kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge?

Pappu-Dadi, kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai,Bahan.
Dadi-Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu-Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi-Nhi Beta Jb 2mhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu-Fir Ap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5 ho jaynge
Dadi-Chup kr Kuuttte
Chl So Jaa…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 611 views
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