Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views

Mother: Santa

Mother: Santa tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar shadi karlo,

Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai,

Mother: Kya hua?

Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 – 9 ki 2 se shadi karli!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dava and Daru

Whats the diff between Dava & Daru? 

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. 

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Meri car

aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar raha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin ne herat se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha keh do rupy sarmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Kam Se Kam

Ek Bacha Bench Per Betha
Ek K Baad Ek Toffee Kha Raha Tha
Ek Admi Ne Dekha

To Bola:
Jo Log Ziada Meetha Khate Hain
Un Ka Jaldi Iniqal Ho Jata Hai

Bacha:
Mere Dada Ki Umar 106 Saal Thi

Admi:
Wo Meetha Kam Khate Honge?
Hai Na

Bahca:
Nahi
Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Quaid-e-Azam in Peshawar
Pathan ne illegal dewar bnai
Ksi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lge
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
Hum QUAID E AZAM ko peshawr any pr khush amdid khty hain.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)