Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha
Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 664 views
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Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
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If you answered Donald Duck,
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