Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr

Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha

Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya

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