Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr
Teacher: Tumko Kuttay Pr Mazmon Likh Kr Lane Ka Kaha Tha
Pathan: Hum Kya Kare Abi Hum Ne Kuttay Par Pen Hi Rakha Tha To Wo Hamara Tang Pe Kaat Kar Bhag Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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