3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the..
3 Dost Bike pe ja rhe the.. Trafficwale ne Rok kr bola : "Tumhe malum nhi TRIPLING Apradh hai.." 1Dost : Hume Malum hai islie to 1 ko Ghar Chodne ja rhe hai..
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