Elan e gumshuda
Masjid me elan howa k aik bacha humare pas hai .jin k bacha hai wo aa k le jae.
Pathan dora dora aya aur kaha jin ka bacha kaisa hai zara mujhe bi dekhao.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 621 views
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ek aadmi Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye
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Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration
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All Cards Are Accepted.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Kiya Orat, Admi Ko Lakhpati Bana Sakti Hai..?
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AnsWer :
Yes,
Par Admi Crorepati Hona Chahiye..!
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Unka Leader Aya Aur Pappu Ke Gardan Pe Talwar
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Leader: “Oye, Ya To Islaam Kabool Karo, Nahi To
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Sardar:I don’t know.
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"No!" the children all answered.
Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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Officer:Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:Me Red signal donga
Officer:Light na ho to?
Sardar:Me Red jhanda dikha donga
Officer:Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:Me Chotay Bhai ko bula longa
Officer:Kyun?
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Sardar: It is a new branch of surf Excel to clean the computer
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