Accident hua bheed ho gayi!
Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta mara pada tha...:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views
Similar Jokes
Sagar Ki Geeli Ret Par Ek Ladka Betha Tha.
Usne Apne Sath Bethi Ladki Se Pucha: “Tum Bolti Kyun Nahi?”
Wo Palkein Jhuka Kar Muskurai Aur Ret Pe Likha, “Muh Mein Gutka Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap 6 saal ke bete se:” So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Beta:” Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana chahiye,
Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke
naam se…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek muddat k baad uski call aai
aur
uski awaz suni ,
to dil ne mujh se sawal pocha
aby jaldi pehchan kon c wali hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
EID
EID
EID
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abhi Filhaal Door Ha Insan Ban Ke Rozay Rakho.....
by Sohail Malik (few years ago!)
Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he
Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
.
.
.
.
.
Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Who Are Boys?
Woh Jo Nark Mein Bhi Mile To Kahe: “Abbe Yamraj Ki Beti Dekhi? Kya Mast Maal Hai Yaar”
Who Are Girls?
Who Goes To Heaven & Says: “Apsra Ki Nail Paint Dekhi How Cheap“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni-Me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
Pati-Nahi
Patni-Kyon nahi ?
Pati-Kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar
sota hoon
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
Toh Tasweer Men Gadha B
A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye black kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui
Pati:Tum Kon
BV:Chudail
Pati:Haath mila
Mai teri behen ka pati.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)