2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the
2 Choohe Darakht pe bethe the
Neeche se 1 Hathi guzra
Ek Chooha hathi pe ja gira
Hathi ruk gya
2sra choha bola
Daba k rakh salay ko
MAin b aata hon…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 697 views
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