dr kay band clinic kay agay

dr kay band clinic kay agay lambi linr lagi hui thi

1 sardar bar-bar line main ghusta log usko pakar kay peechay phenk detay

sardar: lagay raho lagay raho salon main bhi aaj clinic nhgi kholon gaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 568 views
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