Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 853 views

Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat Ke

Ustad Fursat Fatte Haal Ji Se Jab Ek Ladki Na Pati To Vo Mehfil Mein Apne Dosto Ko Ye Sher Sunaya.

Un Ki Gali Ke Chakkar Kaatt Kaatt Kar,

Gali Ke Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye,

Wo To Hamare Ho Na Sake,
Par Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis

Teacher: Tumhari zindagi mai sab se zada kis book ne madad ki ha?

Student: Mere Papa ki cheque book ne.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?

Sardar: Ye Bakra Q Ziba Kia?

Pathan: Manat Mana Tha Wo Poora Ho Gya,

Sardar: Kis Baat Ka?

Pathan: Hmara Murga Gum Hua Tha Wo Aaj Mil Gaya Hai……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 patan ne jali note banaya

1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki
topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay…
=P;->

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)