Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 678 views

Bewakoof Bana Diya

Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bhagwan Ka Signal

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.

Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.

Bahut marte hai.Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marte Marte Bhi Bhala Kar Hi Dala

Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,

Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi,

Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se Kam Apni Jaan Bacha Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaali Note

Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop
pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi
hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf
leney aya hun.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Master To Student

Master To Student :
A B C D Se Sharu Honewale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?

Student:

... A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)