Teacher : 1 aisa Sentence

Teacher : 1 aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mei Urdu Punjabi English Sab Aati Ho !!!!
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Boy : Ishq Di Gali Ich No Entry xD !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 777 views
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