Pappu & 1000 Watt Bulb

Pappu Was Writing His Father’s Name On A 1000 Watt Bulb

Dad Asked Him: What Are You Doing?

Pappu:Aapka Naam Roshan Kar Raha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 735 views
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