Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt
Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?
Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…
Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh
Band Karke Aatey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 821 views
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