Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 909 views

Pathan angoor bechne wala

Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo"
.
1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
.
Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Beemariyan With Songs

Beemariyan With Songs:
1. Jiya Jalay Jaan Jalay = FEVER.
2. Tarap Tarap K Iss Dil Say Aah Nikalti Rahi = HEART ATTACK ..
3. Beri Jalayilay Jigar Say Piya Jigar Main Bari Aag Ha = ACIDITY .
4. Aankho Ki Gustakhyan Maaf Hon. MOTIYA .
5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
8. Jhalak Dikhlaja 1 Baar Aja Aja Aja Aja Aja Aaaaaaaaajaaa = QABZ. :D :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

In the match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

love story

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Is k bawajood bi

1 kainat
9 seyare
214 mumalak
809 jaziry
7 samandar
8 billion log

lakin ganja pher bi pakistan k hise me aa gaya.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)