Are utho…
Are utho…
Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?
Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?
Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna
Mein so raha hoon..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 863 views
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