Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily

Pappu prays 4 2 hours daily
Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
After 1 hour bhagwan angrily appears & says
"ticket to lele bhikaari"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 781 views
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