Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko

Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views
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Teacher to Boy

Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??

Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
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Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???

Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.

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Tchr: Get out of class for a week

2nd Boy laugh

Tchr: why did u laugh?

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A Funny Test

Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...

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Pillow

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