Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko
Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 584 views
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You try to enter your password on the microwave.
You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'
Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.
You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Boy :
Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
Boy : Ma'am, aap hi ne toh kaha tha, Bachcho,
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tchr: why did you laugh?
Boy:I saw a strap o ur bra
Tchr: Get out of class for a week
2nd Boy laugh
Tchr: why did u laugh?
Boy: i saw both straps
Tchr: GET out for 1 m0nth
she bent down to pick chalk
Little jony started walking out
Tchr: y r u going out?
jony-wat i just SAW , I THINK My school days r over :D :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 Pathan ne apni bhabhi ko jaan se mar diya
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Logon ne pocha ke kion mara?
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Pathan: Yaar mai jis se bhi pochta ke phone pe kis se bat kar rahy ho, kehta
Tumhari bhabhi se
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Pathan 1: Oye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?
Pathan 2: Apne 1 Sal K Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu
Pathan 1: Wo Q?
Pathan 2: Wo Jab Bara Hojaye Ga Us Se Iska Matlab Puchun Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Us ne milnay ki bi ajeeb sharat rakhi hai
faraz
cycle pe aana wo bi bagair seat k.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in Ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)