A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop
A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop-
Girl: Dont u hv a mom/sister at home.?
Boy:No
Girl:To Ghar le chalna pagal, Yaha Timepas kyu kr raha hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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