"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 862 views

affairs

Man on his death bed confesses to his wife
I had an affair with ur sister, ur best friend & the maid
Wife:I know darling. Now relax & let the poison work.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.

Pathan Dukan Se Baraf Lene Gaya.
Baraf Se Dhuan Niklta Hua Dekh Kr Bola ...
'Wah Kocha, Sab Ko Thandi Deta Hy Aur Hum Ko GARAM Deta Hy.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge :-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

Another Man Jumped into Water & Did not Come Out

A Pathan Scientist Was Watching & Concluded

Humans r Soluble in water

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Do Thappad For The Teacher

Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)