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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1212 views
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Wife:
Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k
Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy?
Husbnd:
Mene Btaya to tha k Men tume RANI ki tarh Rakhunga;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Friendship among Men & Women
"Friendship among Men"
A woman didnt come home at night
Next day she told her husband
"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"
Man called wife's 10 best friends
None of them knew anything bout it
Now
"Friendship among Men"
A man didnt come home at night
Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"
Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,
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"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola
Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya
Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”
Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo
Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”
Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye
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Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi
Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho..
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Advocate-Talak kar wane k 5000 lagenge.
Men-Pagal ho kya? Panditji ne 51 me shadi karye thi.
Advocate-To saale dekh liya na saste kam ka natiza.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teachar to GOLU-Tum Khana khane se pehle Pray(dua) Kare ho
GOLU-Mujhe Pray karne ki jarurat kya hai Meri Maa Achha Khana Banati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband asks, Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean- With Idiot For Ever.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar ne makhi ke legs tod kar kaha, Ja udd ja..
Lekin Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha..
“Aab to saabit ho gaya ki agar makkhi ke legs tod di jaye
to makkhi sun nahi sakti!!!”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik shaks ne 6 mah ke bachey ki birthday party mana lee;
Kisi ne poocha : 6 mah ke bachay ki birthday kaise?
woh skahs bola: Hamary han semester-system hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)