"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 797 views

Your kids

Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on
lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

There was a couple

There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi,

1 Bus me Ek young grl khari thi,
1 Bachche ne kaha Aap meri Jagah pe baith jayen,
Grl ne use thappar maar diya……
.
Bhalai ka tu zamana hi nahi hai aj kal. . .
..
..
.bacha rotay huay
Dobara apny abu ki goud me baith gya……

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Srdar in Coffee shop

Srdar in Coffee shop wth wife.
Srdar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jau gi.
Wife:Fer ki hoe ga?

Srdar: Bywakof Rate List waikh

Hot coffee Rs.15

Cold coffee.45

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)