Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
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Lalu:Na!
Obama:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr
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Lalu:Tumko ata Hai?
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Obama:Ya! Lalu:Sasura fir tohre aur kutte me frk kya h...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 737 views
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