Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
?
?
?
Lalu:Na!
Obama:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr
leta h.
.
.
.
.
.
Lalu:Tumko ata Hai?
?
?
Obama:Ya! Lalu:Sasura fir tohre aur kutte me frk kya h...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views
Similar Jokes
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia & 2 to Neha then what will u get????
Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Afghanistan mein posted saabiq amreeki general McChrystal dismiss honay ke baad apnay hajjaam se baal katwa raha tha, hajjaam baar baar kahta.."Taliban.....Afghanistan"
Teen chaar baar sunnay ke baad saabiq jeneral ne hajjaam ko toka:
"ye tum har thorhi dair baad kion kahtay ho "Taliban, Afghanistan"?
hajjam haath jorh ker bola:
"sir, aap ke baal jism se chipkay huway hein, jub mein Taliban or Afghanistan ka naam leta hunn to khof se aap ke baal kharhay ho jaatay hein or yunn mein aasani se baal kaat leta hunn."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Sindhi, after parking his car, opens the door and a car comes by and tears the door off. He looks at his friend sitting next to him and exclaims, "My Mercedes! ... My mercedes! ... My mercedes!"
His friend looks at him and says, "You Sindhi's are all alike. All you're worried about is material things. You never even noticed that your arm is gone!"
To which the Sindhi cries, "My Rollex! ... My Rollex! ... My Rollex!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Film k poster k uper kisi peer k urras ka poster lag gaya dono thory phat gay or txt ye ban gaya
1 ticket me 2 mazy movie k bad langer b hoga Hazrat Allama MOlana Gujjar Badmash Sultan Rahi k ful action khawaten k liye pardy ka khas intazam Nargis k dill fareb raqs me shariq ho k sawab-e-daren hasil karen!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Chinki Ek Bar Group Mein Apni Saheliyo Ko Bata Rahi Thi.
Chinki: “Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota Hai”
Group Mein Bethi Baki Ladkiyo Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Wo Kaise ?”
Chinki: “Gents Toilet Mein Likh Kar Aayenge Priya I Love You, Ab Kya Priya Waha Padhne Jayegi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl apne boy friend se:me maa banne wali hun.
Boy:Nai
girl:are sun to dakan tere baap ne mujhe paros kia hai me teri maan banne wali hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Titanic was sinking.
Sardar: How much the earth is far from here?
Pathan: 1 kilo meter.
Sardar jumped into the sea and asked again: In which direction?
Pathan: Downwards!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Boy to Gym coach: I want 2 impress this cute girl, which machine should I use?
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri shaadi
karogi??
Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori zindagi
reh lungi
Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri shaadi
karoge??
Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath poori
zindagi rehlunga :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)