A wife was kidnapped
A wife was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money.
Husband replied:
I want more proofe
MUNDI BEHJO MUNDI…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 968 views
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Santa - “Tum is ladki kojaante ho?”
Banta- “Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!”
Santa- “Achaa! kab? kaha?”
Banta- “Jab mai college me padta tha!
angreji ke claas me !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Cinema Hall Ke Bahar Ek Bikhari Mila.
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do”
Santa 100 Ka Note Dikhate Hue Bola: “Kya Tumhare Paas 50 Ka Note Hai?”
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Santa: “To Sale, Pehle Woh Jake Kharch Kar Na“
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Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
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ik pathan apne kandhe pe tota bitha kr ja raha tha,
rastey me 1 admi ne rok k pucha
bhae ye konsa janwar hai
tota bola: pathan hai saala
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Patient to the doctor, 'Whenever i drink coffee, i have this sharp, excruciating pain.''Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking,'
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Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay
Larki: Sardar G Tusi Na Meri Zara V Parwa Ni Karday
Sardar: Oye Sohniye (Pyar Karan Walay Kadi V Kisay Di V Parwa Ni Karday).
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy
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Es tarah ki lines bana kar nechey likh dia
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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta
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