Aslam ek raat mac
Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir
so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam
beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko
bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh
samjein gay k mein macher dani k
ander hoon, hahaha....
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 800 views
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