bhikari ne aaawaz lagae

Bhikhari ne Awaaz
lagayi- Babu ji roti
milegi??.
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Andar se awaz aai -Biwi
ghar par nahi hai..
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Bhikhari- Chumma nahi
maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…:

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