Sante ki BV bhaag gai.
Sante ki BV bhaag gai.
3 din baad wapis aaye
santa gusse se bola
"Hun ki lain aayi ain'
Preeto:
"Mobile da charger"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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