My Perfect Son

Pappu to his friend, you know My Son Is Perfect Son and I am so happy…..
Friend: Does he smoke?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he drink beer?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Pappu: He will be six months old next Sunday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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