Pappu to his friend, you know My Son Is Perfect Son and I am so happy…..
Friend: Does he smoke?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he drink beer?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Pappu: He will be six months old next Sunday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 839 views

rule for success

A Rule for success:

Always consult a lady before doing any important task in your life.
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But act opposite to her advice

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan Student

Teacher: Jis admi ko sunayi na de, Usey English mai kia kahengy?
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Pathan Student: Jo marzi kah do, usko konsa sunayi daita hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
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Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife was Teaching

*Wife was teaching Grammar*

Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?

Santa : Past tense!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei

1 Admi Apni BV K Har Kaam Mei Nuqs Nikalta,

Agar Wo Anda Boil Karti To Kehta Fry Krna Tha

Agar Fry Karti To Kehta K Boil krna Tha

1 Din BV ne Dono Bana Liye.

Dono Andon ko ghor se dekhne k baad bola:

"Tumhe aqal kab aye ge"

jis ko boil karna tha usko fry kar dia Or jisko fry krna tha usko boil kar dya. ;>

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)