Pappu to his friend, you know My Son Is Perfect Son and I am so happy…..
Friend: Does he smoke?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he drink beer?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: Does he ever come home late?
Pappu: No, he doesn’t.
Friend: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
Pappu: He will be six months old next Sunday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views

A school girl

A school girl and a nurse are inside the elevator...

The door ion the 14th floor opens...

They saw a guy running towards them.

But the nurse Presses the CLOSE DOOR button immediately...

School girl: Why did you do so?

(Trembling) Nurse: I know him... He was one of our patient, who died yesterday... Did you see the red tag on his wrist? We put red tag on the dead Patients wrists.

The school girl raises her wrist and whispers...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
Pathan:
"Jab Qarz Denay Wala Paise Wapis Mangay, Aur Qarz Lene Wala HANS Day, To Usay Qarz-E-Hasna Kehte Hen"!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Ka Dimag
Shaitani Kamo Mein Jyada Aur Padayi Ke Alava Har
Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Mein Chalta Hai.
Ese Hi Teacher Ne Uss Se Ek Study Se Related
Sawal Kiya, Ab Aap Khud Dekh Lijiye Ki Pappu Ka
Dimag Kaisa Hai Study Mein.
Teacher: “Taj Mahal Kisne Banaya Thha?”
Papp: “Ji Majduro Ne”
Teacher: “Oh.. Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya Kisne
Thha?”
Pappu: “Ji Thekedar Ne“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raju tum kis liye college aate ho?

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Karachi's Girls.

Karachi's Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us SeShaadi Kro'n gi JoHandsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us SeShaadi Kro'n Gi Jis kGhar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)