Reply to granny...
The following is supposedly a true story. To be
included, besides being true, the story is most
likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
A little boy wrote this letter to his grandmother:
Dear Grandmother,
I'm sorry I forgot your birthday last week. It
would serve me right if you forgot mine next
Tuesday.
With love, Mike
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1130 views
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