Dave and Mary

Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line.

Mary: Wow! What kind is it?
Dave: Twelve-thirty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 833 views
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