Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 665 views

GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu

GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q

GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rajnikant went to world

Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...

Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You know, our son got

Husband: You know, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: You are right, I still got mine with me!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Branch Maneger

Ek ladka hardin subha 10 ek ped ke upar chadta tha aur sam 4 baje niche ata tha.

Ek din aur ek adme us ladka ko pucha betj har din tu esa kyun karta hai.

Us ladka ne bola me 'MBA' Kiya hun isliy branch maneger hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon

Sardar: Batao Is Dunya Ka Sab Se Shareef Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yara Ab Hum Apni Tareef Khud Kese Ker Sakta Hai.. :-)
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Sardar: Acha Batao Sab Se Be-Emaan Insan Kon Hai??
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Pathan: Yaaaar, Ab Hum
Tumhara Naam Lega To Tum Hum Se
Naraz Ho Jaye Ga.. ;-p :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)